A lie for a lie !

To

Rohan and Others....This is a tribute to Rohan, who made us roll in peals of laughter without even realizing.Thanks Rohan. What u are goin to read might make u angry and foolish.We offered to tell u this, but u stopped us from telling it! :D

2nd October11:55 PM

Location:Outside CLT, Indian Institute of Technology, Madras

With the hope that the quiz trio(Swarun, PK, Vinayak) would win the 10k prize money and would treat us, we(bala,dhruv,laabi,anoop) hardly ate anything from 630, but largely to our disappointment Swarun, Vinayak, PK joined us after finishing 1st runner up from bottom. :P

With a minute left for the next day, we finally headed towards Basera for dinner,when we realized Rohan Sriram who disappeared at 8.45 P.M after xyz called Rohan.(note: I did not say that xyz is a girl,its understood).The richest among us at that point in terms of phone balance was Laabi/lob-b who called up Rohan askin him to join us.But Rohan who did not understand this "Nanben da" invite from laabi kept cuttin the call...And finally when swarun called up...Swarun-"hey vaa da for dinner,we are waiting for u da"Rohan-"hey bro,sup dude !! dude i had my dinner da..catchu you up later"and cut the phonerohan sends a text message-"Hey am in the terrace in Astronomy workshop..having a look at the starts.wow !! wonderful ....its just such a lovely sight(note:I did not say that he is with xyz,its understood)

3rd October00:16 AM

Discussing about Rohan Sriram's actions - the junior,Balaji (PS:for the ones who dont know, Bala felt NIT not his level after his 1st year and moved to IITM)feels that a lesson must be thought to him...

00.57 AM

Rohan sends a text " machi where u all da " (note: "hey bro sup dude" to "machi"..meaning xyz is absent)Laabi's spontaneity already replied "we are planning to go to beach.join us da..we are waiting in CCD for u...Get a cycle!"Rohan calls swarun up to tell him that he dint have a cycle. Swarun makes rohan get a cycle from a junior and come to CCD( 16mins )Btw we made out way into Swaruns room and into Anoops's facebook Id...(without his knowledge obviously )

1.14 AM

Rohan calls up from CCD askin where we were. After passing the phone btwn us for a min, Vinayak picks the the phone up and said that we were halfway to going to Bessie Beach and asks him to come over.Excitment grew in the room.

1.15 AM

Rohan calls Laabi who says the same.Thus Rohan pedals up to the IIT gate which is 3 Km from CCD and goes a further 4 kms towards Bessie40 mins of cycling at 2 in the nite!! :D

1.35 AM

Rohan sends a message "where are u" to all of us.No reply.

1.36 AM

Rohan sends a message "Where the hell are u" to all of us.no reply

1.38 AM

Rohan sends a message "Where are the bloody hell are all of u?!" to all of us.no reply

1.41 AM

Rohan sends a message "Where are the FUCK are all of u?!" to all of us.no reply

1.43 AM

Rohan calls up every one of us.We decide not to pick as we dont know what to say if he asks us where we are.But then, we pick the phone up by mistake.Everyone passes the phone to one other until, finally Thala Swarun in a terrified voice- "Wait da! Caught in a problem... Dhuruv.. wait da..Dhruvuv wil call back. Dhruv is still ALIVE only!!! "

1.50 AM

After analysing and having fun in every possible way as to how rohan would have interpretted the phone call.We send a message to Rohan "come back to swarun room"

In a unexpected turn of events...

1.54 AM

Rohan texts"cycle punctured..." :))))We now thought that this was too much for rohan and offered to pick him, as bala by now was already very afraid what 'senior' rohan was goin to do to him.But Rohan said "leave da." Largely to our surprise Rohan still dint realize that we were jus pranking...

3.12 AM

Rohan knocks the door after nearly an hour of cycling,walkin,"walkin with cycle in hand"... He comes in with all of us doing our best to not laugh. Rohan to us,very serious faced(not the anger faced that we expected)  - "What happened da?!! "Us - "You wanna hear the truth?? Or the exaggerated story??"Rohan - "Pack the true story!! Tell the exaggerated version! " =)) =))Everyone added a line to make up a story of how Dhruv got caught by drunk seniors and was finally forced into breaking into the girls's hostel. And the more rohan believed us, the more our lies got better and the fact that he kept believing wateva we said made the prank more unforgettable!!

3.24 AM

Rohan falls asleep in swaruns bed oblivious of obvious(please not my english has improved..thanks to my guru swarun....)

Thanks Rohan for all the fun u gave....

Btw we helped u da..cycling early in the morning makes one healthy ...(but too early i guess) :P :P`

Once ur done readin plz tag someone else in ur place...!!!

A trip to remember

Whether u know us or not this would be fun reading and its amazing fun for us recollecting  

So evn if u dont get the names this could give u a picture of what we are !!! 

hope u have fun reading !!! :P

And Before all few things like the following have been censored for makin the note a believable one !!!

=>Sundar ram and Karthu paid a roaming bill of Rs.424 (per day obv)

=>We all ate 1205 pani puri's in all (+ 18 tablets to prevent the obvious)

=>Prakash mastered a language called hindi(No damage)

=>Krish and Ram can eat 11 aloo bugia packets(a Hou)r   

=>Anooooop skipped breakfast .period

=>I have let down my friend Nishanth Kumar by takin bath for 3 continuous holidays 

=>Arjun and karthu finished a 500 ml face wash in a day in a motive to become fair 

=>The city of Kolkata consists of couples everywhere..where the guy looks like a sotha pani puri  seller (Hope u get wat i meant ) and the gal looks like she can act as the next kollywood  heroine...

=>Karthu can speak American accent english the moment he knows the other guy does not follow English

=>Anoop shops more than what my mom and Grandmother 2gtr can do...

=>We will not play u the video of Ram hugging,moaning,kissing air during sleep(means please ask me for one in private chat)

=>To make a person believe that ur listening to songs in the ipod u need not have an ipod..earphones would do !

OAC karthu and few vetti guys finally made a looooong planned trip to karthu's aunts house who made one big mistake inviting us to their house !!! for people who wonder what OAC karthu means....Its Once Again Commited(OAC) karthu....(Omg once again very serious :-o) ....With a full day's journey and non continuous seats it  took Prakash's hindi mixed bengali mixed english to convince people and swap seats so that we get a complete bay !!!

Arjun and Krish's hopes of a Omana penna song in train was dashed as the only female in the whole compartment was a  38 old aunt (though Ram still seemed a bit interested )....With everyone ready to sleep by midnight Arjun had other plans...He went up to the door place outside the compartment(where Surya plays guitar in Vaarnam) took out his mob..put the guitar applications and did one terrible noise (which he claims music ) jus to be nearly pused out the TTR..

With a day of cards and ***** gettin a maximum possible of 4 ace and 4 King in the game of Ass,we decided we should not open the card pack again !! Btw by the end of the train journey a record had already been set ....the highest pantry bill ever to acknowledge which anoop took a photo with the pantry chief of the trian which will henceforth be hung in the train (As an inspiration to work for the cooks )

And just as we reached we got a guy with raymonds suit tellin Karthu a hiii...seriously amazingly dressed and we were wondering who it was ,karthu jus told us he is the head of drivers !!!( Waaaat !!!) serinu with the same Ba reaction we saw another car and Uncle ( whose intro follows down and jus hold ur breath when u read it as its very tough to associate our sotha frnd to a person like him )

We made a resolution that we will speak in thooya tamil throughout the trip so that no one else can understand

Finally after a drive we were about to enter their house ( A semi Independent one ) and we jus got down to see 2 Bmw,1 Pajero and 3 camary !! and another uncle....(who happened to be the President of Indian Football Federation )who was very impressed by sundar rams fitness body ( Holy shit )

Then came a voice...very familiar to me !!! My walkin speed reduced from 3 to 2 to 1 as my mind recollected the voice to be Kala mam....Karthu luckily caught my mind voice and my very paava patta face and said its not my mom(kala mam) its chitti and their voice only is same....We went in we stepped into the hall a place with some 90 dolls 10 chandeliers a 5 feet clock (Waaat ) 2 wall sized Lcd Tv...and after all the formal welcome aunty introduced us to our personal cook...( U must have seen anoop's face ) and told enna venumnaalum thayakam ellama kelunga da ...A sense of F1 sense of lunch break flashed through Sundar's and my mind ....and then  the 1st question of cook was wat u want to drink ?...

We said "coffee"...

She still stood there waiting for us to say something..very baffled with the it we said coffee again

She said what coffee and gave a list of coffee while all we did was stare at eachother's face ...and being very subdued for the 1st day all we had was jus some Pav Baaji,Tandoori with FEW(3,4) side dishes , soups , corns , some 30 dairy milks etc...yea we were very out of place for the 1st day so we jus ate little !!! 

The 1st heartbreak came in victoria memorial when a group of people sitting around a lake in a drizzling evening were practising how to kiss....Sundar's and krish's effort to stop this Non social act under the constitutional jurisdiction of India economy by goin in circles around the couples and askin them time(PSBB way) was not successful and the best we could to was come out of the place :( :(

Back to house uncle asked us if we all want to eat out...Pretending to be nice we were like veenam uncle u must be tired...But seri uncle a offend pannakuadathunu we agreed to eat (Trust me thats the reason anoop gave) to be taken out for dinner to Sonar bangla  *pause* 

Uncle opted for Chinese cuisine and in we went to start of with soups...The menu card started of with soups from 560 bucks (no exaggeration karthu got a snap of the menu card) and seriously I dint dare to pronounce the names of any of the soups !!!( as the most simplest name was Al-kol-un-fun-ji-fuk) I managed to jus say make it 2,make it 3 when all Krish managed was to maintain exactly the same when some one asks do u need tis and all Arjun did was to say ejjactly the same !!! A bill of 19,000 and a tips of 1000 ended the day marked the end of an amazing 1st day in kolkata and in we went to hit the bed to await the next dawn without knowing Ram is going to give us plenty of fun tat nite .... 

Ends fun 1.0

Fun 2.0 with much more....